Interesting People

So, Jordan and I had a little road trip last weekend and we met some very interesting people at a very odd university (that I used to attend). There was the very nice, very wonderful, but slightly mannish young woman who is 6 foot tall and could carry me down the hall, easy. We want to nominate her for What Not to Wear, but in a totally good way. Then we had the blind friend, who had coke-bottle glasses of the caliber that I have never seen outside of a movie. You could not see this girl's eyes because the glasses were so thick. She also had one of those canes folded up hanging from her belt, all I could think of was Star Wars and when was that thing coming out! Her girlfriend was a cute little thing, like 5 foot tall and blonde. But more hyper than a border collie puppy on crack. She also had the hiccups, which is ok, but she thinks that a hiccup (mouth open) that sounds somewhere between a macaw and a cat being shot with a BB gun (don't ask) is normal. It was the most high-pitched and annoying sound I've heard come out of a human being. There was one girl that was mostly normal, but even she was just a little bit off to make you look askew at her. Of course, the whole group is obsessed with Twilight, which I had not even heard of until about 3 weeks ago, and all had gone to see the movie the night before. They were also quoting Sweeney Todd, which I still don't know what it's about, but anything that stars Johnny Depp, and Helena Bonham Carter and is directed by Tim Burton is a movie that I know I need to stay away from. All in all, it was a very odd little group of people, but that was the highlight of my weekend.